Subject: The Ultimate Online Phermacy!

From: "Dr. I. Burris" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:16:16 -0800

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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life.  It is the tree's way of being.  Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. Friends are as companions on a journey, who ought to aid each other to persevere in the road to a happier life. Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. A clever man commits no minor blunders. Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. I'll moider da bum. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. The best proof of love is trust. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has
 a nice ring to it. Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. Compassion is the antitoxin of the soul: where there is compassion even the most poisonous impulses remain relatively harmless. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. What do you take me for, an idiot? Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. Yesterday is a dream, tomorrow but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness, and every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well, therefore to this day. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. The optimist proclaims that w
e live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. Logic is in the eye of the logician.When love is not madness, it is not love. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life.  It is the tree's way of being.  Strongly rooted perhaps, but sp
illing out its treasure on the wind. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. What do you take me for, an idiot? From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Love is the immortal flow of energy that nourishes, extends and preserves. Its eternal goal is life. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. I'll moider da bum. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. The best proof of love is trust. No one can earn a million dollars honestly. You can widen your life by yourself, but to deepen it you need a friend. Each encounter that becomes a friendship turns into a lifeline. One can never have too many, only too many to properly take care of. Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Dancing is silent poetry. Take away lov
e and our earth is a tomb. A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. The best proof of love is trust. Who so loves believes the impossible. Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.