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Date: Sat, 26 Mar 2005 02:42:40 -0800

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ing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.