Subject: [midcom] Where Others Deny You, We Will Not

From: [email-masked]
Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2002 06:22:38 -0500

STREET BISHOPS, a U.S. based international ministry, has the authority to ORDAIN you tomorrow. More than 100 have joined us since the new year!  We feel so blessed.  

STREET BISHOPS believes that ordination should be given to all who ask. One of the benefits of being a LEGAL member of the clergy is that you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church. They include:

WEDDINGS - You can earn part-time income officiating marriages on weekends. Couples are searching for a wedding officiates. Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) prior to conducting the ceremony. Some pastors work full-time as a wedding officiate, so can you! And we'll put you in our database of officates which receives thousands of requests for ordained ministers!

FUNERALS - The simple fact is that people die every day, providing a never-ending need for funeral officiates. 

BAPTISMS - What a special way to welcome a child of God. As millions return to church and desire these official ceremonies, you are there to assist them! This adds to your part or full time income as a minister!

PRISON MINISTRIES - Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need. Assist those who are ready to CHANGE their lives - You can play a major part in that decision!

HOSPITOL MINISTRIES - A an ordained clergy, you can be listed with most hospitals and conduct a successful hospital ministry. 

WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH? After your ordination, you may start your own congregation! We can offer much assistance as you begin your new place of worship.

WHAT ARE PEOPLE SAYING? "You are truly an answer to prayer for myself and for hundrededs, if not thousands, of men who have been frustrated with constitution, laws, and by-laws of most denominations who have denied bretheren who have answered the call of God." - Colorado Springs, Colorado., "We've been wanting to take communion during the weeks we are without a Priest, and now we are able to do that." - Greenwith, Australia 

IS THIS A SCAM? No way. Our ministry is thriving, peoples lives are being touched, and you can be a part of this awesome movement to make a difference in the world!  We are a real ministry, doing real ministry work, and enabling you to join us in this exciting profession.

WHAT IS REQUIRED? That you intend to become ordained to honestly bring love, understanding, peace, comfort, compassion, and forgiveness to the world. No degrees needed, no hoops to jump through, no restrictions on gender or any other rediculous hurdle. Promise to honor God and that is all that's required.

YOU RECEIVE a professionally printed 8-inch by 10-inch color certificate and Letter of Ordination/Proof of Minister Certification in your name. We pay the U.S. shipping. For Shipping OUTSIDE the U.S. please add $15.00.

NEWSLETTER. You will also begin receiving our helpful newsletter with advice and answers as you begin your new ministry. This is what makes us very different from the others, we provide support along with the credentials.

THE STREET BISHOP gaol is to make this life changing step easy and affordable so average folks like you can benefit from the advantages of being ordained, and you can be enabled to serve others. The administrative costs for processing the ordination is only $29.00.

FAX: To place your order by fax, complete the following form and fax to 1-413-487-7457, or use postal mail..  

MAIL: For Cash, Check, or Money Order, complete the form below, make your check payable to "TSG" and mail to

Ordination Committee
3206 South Hopkins Ave, #89
Titusville, Florida 32780 U.S.A.

The committee meets every other day, all applications processed within 3 days of receiving them. 

Check all that apply:

__________ $29.00 for your Ordination Certificate/Credentials
__________ $15.00 for International Shipping (if outside the US, $6 if in Canada)
__________ Optional: $19 for personalized, laminated Identification Badge with lapel clip
__________ Optional: $15 for "Birch Liturgies" - a collection of more than 35 ceremonies to guide you through your new profession. (CD ROM)

(Please print very clearly in dark ink)

---------------- Ordination Information ------------------------X371-380-02142002

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Although not required, by sending us a one page writing of why you are seeking Ordination, you will guide us in supporting you in your ministry.

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