Subject: So off I go tomorrow for my first added value injection and assuming I can still use the keyboard I will let you know how it went.

From: "nudge" <[email-masked]>
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 16:54:16 -0700

Pancakes should be eaten once a year, eggs should be for lunch and whoever invented choco cereals should be sent to a special place. Yesterday as usual, the smart uniformed man at my office door greeted me by looking straight through me so I nodded, went in and sat at my desk.
Just as was looking forward to rejoining the human race and had a serious amount to say, the chap who deals with my illness schedules, woke up and decided to become active.
Bother  (cancergiggles.
com) Cancergiggles is an idiot's guide to accepting, living with, laughing at and dying from cancer.
Eventually we crawled over the bridge and now a very fast drive was called for.
Cancer is marvellousNHSTheft of body partsThe hotnessHow Long to Live? Eventually (Cal still had to get back for a midnight ferry from Calais) we decided to jump ship and walk. I have discovered that I have a very violent reaction to gluten so the Head Wizard has ordered up some tests for Celiac disease and I have gone on a gluten free diet. I will know more after a meeting of all the wizards who will discuss my case shortly. Access Error Headline functionality has been disabled from your intranet. This had all the makings of a biggy.
ABRACAMEDICUS  (cancergiggles.
I have discovered that I have a very violent reaction to gluten so the Head Wizard has ordered up some tests for Celiac disease and I have gone on a gluten free diet. The chronological order in which things happen is only relevant to me if it means I can then affect subsequent events.
Andy has a sense of humour and tells me the truth. WIZARD SOUP  (cancergiggles. Hospital beds not designed for humans and completely unable to go unconscious. Perhaps they are a hive? The past few weeks have been rather full of things and happenings. A comforting knowledge that should you need them, they are likely to appear as if teleported to your side and if not, well, maybe they are just watching.
A Superior Vena Cava is apparently a bit serious.
No, there is nothing bizarre about this scene. Clearance  (cancergiggles. There is an important point here.